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sassyalligator:

can we make dick sock an insult it sounds cool

Posted 1 year ago With 162 notes

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Posted 1 year ago With 1 note

I’m probably gonna give this away

Posted 1 year ago With 2 notes

follow my main blog sassyalligator.tumblr.com

Posted 1 year ago With 2 notes

subwaysubs:

It’s not sexist if you tell me to make you a sandwich.

What if I told you to suck my dick. ( i don’t even have a dick so )

Posted 1 year ago With 15 notes

officialyogurtville:

officialcrackerbarrel:

Waffle house should be renamed Wawful house because it’s awful

Cracker Barrel should be renamed cracker terrible. Because its pretty bad.

That’s not how you spell officialyuckville ( p.s. i went to a yogurtville and the vanilla was sour and i’m pretty sure expired so )

Posted 1 year ago With 26 notes

Waffle house should be renamed Wawful house because it’s awful

Posted 1 year ago With 26 notes

officialwafflehouse:

officialcrackerbarrel:

I am so done with being this delicious

Oh wait, no I’m not. 

i never knew you started

I didn’t even know you existed

Posted 1 year ago With 45 notes

*the distance sound of elderly men farting in the background*

Posted 1 year ago With 6 notes

All around me are these broken down restaurants.

Torn up menus.

Broken down chaaaairs.

Posted 1 year ago With 6 notes